hi i'm katie.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
(via noo0ooworries)
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
(via sparroeortiz78)
- Johanna de Silentio (via quotecatalog)
(via ghostcuddles)
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
(Source: harryedward, via outinstorms)
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
(via fuck-that-fuck-you)