seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

(via noo0ooworries)

perfectioninimperfection:

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(via sparroeortiz78)

(Source: nickmillers, via chiefnadina)

"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."

- Johanna de Silentio (via quotecatalog)

(via ghostcuddles)

(via chiefnadina)

(Source: estellegettys, via keepmegoingbaby)

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

(Source: harryedward, via outinstorms)

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

(via fuck-that-fuck-you)